Algorithmic Angst Theory

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Algorithmic Angst Theory (AAT) is a framework for describing the existential dread that comes with writing code.

According to AAT, every line of code is a tiny, soul-crushing burden on the shoulders of its author.

• Binary Burnout: AAT's cousin, where the problem is not the code, but the computer itself.
• Algorithmic Anxiety: Where the fear of loops is palpable.
• Variable Vagueness: AAT's take on the horrors of undefined variables.