Variable Voodoo, Part 1: The Algorithmic Angst

It's a truth universally acknowledged, that a code snippet in possession of a programmer, must be in want of a good variable.

			<script>
				// The Algorithmic Angst
				var angst = "I have a variable, but it's so variable, I'm not sure if it's even a variable!"
				print(angst)
				</script>

/* The Algorithmic Angst */

But what if the variable is not just a variable, but a variable variable?

Find out in Variable Voodoo, Part 2: The Variable Variable