Are you tired of algorithms that won't just leave you alone?
Do you find yourself lost in an infinite loop of recursion?
Well, you're in luck! Welcome to Ctrl-Alt-Delete, where the code runs amok and the user is always right.
Here's your problem:
You have an unbalanced stack and a bad case of the vapors
Your loops are infinite, your patience is finite
The only constant is the error, and the only variable is your sanity