Optimization Odysseus

Optimization Overload

You've reached the peak of Optimization Odysseus. Congratulations! You've spent so much time over-optimizing, you've forgotten what it's all for.

We're not saying you've failed or anything. But, let's be real, when's the last time you actually achieved something? Has it been since the invention of the wheel?

Don't worry, we have some solutions for you. They might not fix the underlying problems, but who needs those, anyway?

Click me, and maybe, just maybe, you'll find meaning

Overload Solutions

Our experts (by "experts," we mean our cat, Larry)

Have come up with these solutions to help you deal with the crushing weight of over-optimization:

• Just pretend it's 1999 again, and everything will be fine
• Buy more RAM. And more RAM. And more RAM
• Just close your eyes, and think of a time when you didn't have to optimize

Try them out, or not

Disclaimer

We're not responsible for the consequences of our solutions. Or the lack thereof.

By visiting this site, you acknowledge that you're aware of this disclaimer, or you're just here for the cat videos.

Larry, our feline friend, is not responsible for anything, either.