Our Team

Our team's resident existentialist. Zeta spends most of their time questioning the meaninglessness of life and wondering if it's just an illusion.

When not busy contemplating the void, Zeta enjoys sipping on lukewarm coffee and staring at the ceiling.

Kai is our team's mastermind behind the scenes. They design our labyrinthine systems, creating complexity where there was once simplicity.

Kai secretly dreams of being a famous architect, but only of buildings that defy logic and reason.