Algorithmic Exception Handling: A Paranoia's Nightmare

What could possibly go wrong with a few more try-catch blocks?

Overthinking It What-What-What, the Endless Loop

Exceptions? What exceptions? Don't worry, I'm just going to add 500 more error handling layers, and this codebase will be... "stable."

But wait, is that the sound of a thousand compiler crashes?

		if (error == "uh-oh") {
			print("CRASH! PANIC!");
			throw new Exception("OH NO, THE APOCALYPSE!");
		}

Don't. Look. Back.