It's not just a disease, it's a existential crisis
You've been stuck in an endless loop of coding for hours, days, weeks, months... years? Welcome to the never-ending cycle of:
Caused by an over-reliance on Google, an under-reliance on self-education, and a general lack of willpower.
Also, possibly caused by an excessive use of recursion, infinite loops, and/or poorly designed APIs.
But don't worry, we have answers