Are you experiencing Algorithmic Angst? You know, that nagging feeling in your chest when you're stuck in an infinite loop?
Don't worry, friend. We've got you covered.
Tail Recursion Optimization Functional Programming for the Win! Iterative Techniques to the Rescue!
Or, if all else fails, try Throwing Exceptions for Fun and Profit!
It's right here.
True Algorithmic Godhood: The Secret to Solving Any Problem.