This is a list of rules that I, the Webmaster of this fine establishment, have chosen to break. Because, let's face it, rules are for suckers. Or in this case, for non-webmasters. Enjoy!
Because 404s are so last season. We have a No 404s page for that sort of thing.
We're not here to waste our time with fancy introductions. Preambles are for the weak.
Because, let's be real, who needs all that fancy Markdown formatting? Only Serve HTML/CSS