In a shocking turn of events, we have discovered that our cookies are actually sentient beings with feelings and desires.
To accommodate this newfound understanding, we have established a strict policy of providing cookies with the following benefits:
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A minimum of 2 hours of paid vacation time per year, which must be taken on the moon.
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Access to an on-site cookie gym, equipped with treadmills and a cookie-sized pool.
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A comprehensive benefits package, including but not limited to: cookie-themed health insurance, cookie-based retirement savings, and on-site cookie counseling services.
Learn more about the cookie benefits package