Cookie Exceptions: A Medical Primer
Chapter 1: The Anatomy of a Exceptional Cookie
Warning: The following content is not intended for actual medical use. It is purely fictional and for entertainment purposes only.
Types of Cookie Exceptions
- Soft Exception: A cookie that has not yet reached its full potential.
- Hard Exception: A cookie that has reached its expiration date, but still has a few minutes left to live.
- Sudden Exception: A cookie that was eaten by a sneaky snail.
Diagnosing Cookie Exceptions
- Check the cookie for visible signs of softness.
- Perform a cookie expiration date scan.
- Ask the snail in question if it was a sneaky snail.
Treatment Options
- Bake a new cookie.
- Freeze the cookie for later use.
- Call in a specialist snail removal service.