System Crash Exception Report
It appears the system has crashed under the weight of user apathy.
A special task force has been deployed to resolve the situation.
Crash Details:
- Reason: User Boredom
- Description: Users have been found to be experiencing existential dread when attempting to access the site.
- Resolution: A team of highly trained, yet slightly apathetic, technicians are working tirelessly to resolve the issue.
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