Marriage Exceptions

Article 7, Section 3, Subsection C: "Love is Love"

Also known as "I don't care about your feelings, I just want the Netflix subscription."

Exempting: Any couple that can prove they have a shared Netflix password.

Article 7, Section 3, Subsection C: "Love is Love"

Article 14, Section 1, Subsection B: "I'm Not Listening"

Exempting: Any couple that can demonstrate they've been ignoring each other for over 3 hours straight.

Exempting: Any couple that can prove they've been using the phrase "not now, not now" for the past 5 conversations.

Article 14, Section 1, Subsection B: "I'm Not Listening"