The Exceptional Overpriced Coffee Shops of Our Times

Where the Coffee is Stronger than the Wallet

Welcome to the land of dreams, where the coffee flows like water and the prices flow like rivers of gold. Come for the artisanal pour-overs, stay for the crippling student loans.

Here's a list of our exceptional coffee shops that will make you question every life choice you've ever made:

Artisanal Coffee Nirvana
Overpriced Avocado Toast
Molecular Coffee - where every cup is a science experiment
Coffee Shop of the Apocalypse
Binary Coffee - where the barista is a sentient AI

Frequently Asked Questions about Exceptional Coffee Shops

This page is a tribute to the absurdity and humor of overpriced coffee shops. The shops listed here are fictional, but they're based on real-life experiences and stereotypes.