Exceptions: Why Can't I Just Buy a New Shirt?

It's not just about the shirt

It's about the principle.

Think of all the other times you've had to deal with this problem. The countless hours spent scrubbing at stains, the endless cycles through the washing machine, the existential dread of wondering if you'll ever be free from the tyranny of coffee.

Buying a new shirt is just a Band-Aid on a bullet wound. It's a temporary distraction from the underlying issue at hand.

What's next? Spilling soup on your pants? Accidentally setting off the fire alarm with your cooking experiment gone wrong?

No. We must face our fears. We must confront the coffee stain head-on.

Solution 1: The Cleaning Towel Rebellion

Solution 2: Stealth Stain Removal Methods

Or, you know, just stay home in your pajamas and let the neighbors sort it out.

But don't say I didn't warn you.

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