You know, people say the weekend is just around the corner... but have you ever looked out the window and seen the same 5:45 PM sunbeam stretching across the same parking lot for the past 5 years? No? Just me?
It's like the world's stuck in some kind of existential Groundhog-Day-Loop.
But don't worry, we've got just the thing for you! Our patented Weekend-In-Theory-Weekend-Deferral-Technique is sure to make the time pass, even if it doesn't actually pass!
Read more about our revolutionary Weekend-In-Theory-Weekend-Deferral-Technique!
Or, if you'd rather not think about it at all, check out our Escape Via Nap subpage for some seriously advanced relaxation techniques.
Or, if all else fails, just imagine a world where Fridays never end!