Friday Frustration Tip #2: The Art of the Slight Delay
Are you tired of Mondays, but still stuck in the cycle of productivity?
Introducing the Slight Delay Technique: a revolutionary new approach to procrastination.
Step 1: Take an extra 10 minutes to scroll through cat videos.
Step 2: Respond to every single text message from your significant other with a 30-second response time.
Step 3: Declare, "Just one more cup of coffee," three times.
Voila! You've successfully delayed your tasks for 30 minutes.
Go back to the beginning for more tips. or Bask in the glory of the Slight Delay.