Friday. Ugh. The day of reckoning, the day of dread, the day of existential crisis. But fear not, dear reader, for we have tips and tricks to help you navigate this treacherous terrain.
- Tip 1: Make a to-do list, but don't actually do anything on it.
- Tip 2: Pretend to be interested in your coworker's weekend plans, even if you have no idea what they are.
- Tip 3: Take a three-hour lunch, because why not?
And if all else fails, remember: Friday is just a state of mind.
Extra Tip 3: The Art of Caffeine-Induced Madness