It's simple, really. Bosses just don't understand the fundamental principles of adult communication. They still think yelling "DO IT" across the office will magically make things happen. Newsflash: it won't.
So, here's a tip: when your boss yells "DO IT", just respond with "I'll get right on that." And then spend the next 3 hours playing Solitaire.
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