It's Friday, but not really. The space-time continuum has been disrupted, and now our beloved day of the week has become a swirling vortex of confusion.
As a result, the usual routine of waking up, eating cereal, and complaining about the weekend has been replaced by:
And that's not all. With our days now existing in a state of quantum superposition, the laws of physics no longer apply, and:
Suddenly appearing quantum socks are a real thing.
Stay tuned for more updates on the Fridays in Space Weather Report, where we'll be tracking the latest on atmospheric turbulence and gravitational waves.