Why can't I ever get anything right?
Why do I always:
- bake a cake that's too dry?
- spill coffee on my shirt?
- forget what I was saying in the middle of a conversation?
- trip on the sidewalk?
But, somehow, I always manage to:
- eat an entire pizza by myself in one sitting?
- master the art of procrastination?
- watch an entire season of my favorite show in one day?
Next Friday's Promises
I promise to:
- start every day with a 5-minute workout?
- read at least 10 chapters of a book?
- learn to play the guitar?