Why Can't We Just Have a Three-Day Workweek?

It's a valid question.

We're tired of Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Thursdays, Fridays, Saturdays, and Sundays. Why not just skip the weekend?

We propose a 3-day workweek: Monday-Tuesday-Wednesday. That way, we can all have a three-day weekend from Thursday to Sunday. It's simple, really.

Standardized Snoozing: Because who needs a 5-day workweek, anyway? We can all just sleep in.

Quantifying the Frustration: We've developed a complex algorithm to measure exactly how much we hate Mondays. Results: 87.42% of people hate Mondays.

Alternative Solutions: Because, let's be real, a 3-day workweek won't solve everything. But it's a start.