It's Friday, and you're wondering why the week is almost over? Well, let me tell you, it's because cats are secretly controlling our lives, and they've decided to speed up time to get more catnip in their paws.
It's a cat-astrophe, really. They've been plotting for months, manipulating our calendars and manipulating our minds. And now, we're left with just a few hours to go before the weekend, and you're stuck with the thought of facing the weekend without a decent cat video to watch.
So, there you have it. The cats are to blame. Don't blame yourself for your productivity levels, blame those whiskered overlords.