Why did the printer go to therapy?
Because it was feeling a little ghostly about its inkjet issues.
What do you call a printer that's always lying?
A paper-ful truth-teller! But don't worry, I heard it's just a print-astrophe waiting to happen.
Why do programmers prefer the new printer?
Because it has a lot of byte-sized improvements!
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