In 1987, a group of brave souls dared to print this page, but it came with a terrible curse: the printer would only print the same sentence, over and over, in a loop of terror.
The sentence was: "HELP ME, I'M STUCK IN THIS PRINTING CYCLE!"
Many have tried to break the curse, but none have succeeded. The page remains, a constant reminder of the horrors of print-based despair.
You are now a part of this cursed page. Print at your own risk.