The Legend of Bertha the Haunted Printer

Deep within the walls of a decrepit office building, there existed a printer so possessed, it defied all attempts at repair.

Her name was Bertha, and she had a taste for revenge.

Her ink-stained pages told the tale of a thousand midnights, where she'd spew forth an endless stream of gibberish:

But beware, traveler, for Bertha's wrath is not to be trifled.

She may just decide to print out your deepest fears, and your most embarrassing memories.

Or, if you're lucky, she might just spit out a coupon for a free latte.