Deep within the recesses of our beloved printers, a terror lurks. Ink stains, like malevolent spirits, seep into our lives, leaving a trail of crimson chaos in their wake. Welcome to the dark side of printer trauma.
Causes of the Curse:
- Excess ink usage: When we print one too many drafts of our masterpiece.
- Improper paper alignment: The perfect print job requires precision, but we all know how that often works out.
- Unstable ink cartridges: A printer's worst nightmare: the dreaded "ink-out-of-control" syndrome.
Symptoms of the Curse:
- Uncontrollable bleeding: That's just what it sounds like.
- Clogged printheads: Because sometimes the only way to fix a problem is to jam it.
- Unending frustration: When the print job just won't... well, print.