Apply to Join the Printer Gotcha Club
Warning: joining this club may lead to printer jamming, paper trails of despair, and spontaneous combustion (not really, but we can't promise anything)
As a member of the Printer Gotcha Club, you'll receive:
Exclusive access to our patented Printer Gotcha technology, guaranteed to turn any printer into a raging mess
Early access to our quarterly Printers-For-Sale newsletter, filled with tips on how to break your printer and make it sound like it's working just fine
But wait, there's more!
Unlimited access to our Rules of Engagement
How to Apply:
Step 1: Fill out the Application Form Below
Step 2: Wait for Our Response (or Not)
Our response will be sent to your email if we're feeling generous