The Printer's Lament
For as long as anyone can remember, the printers have toiled in the depths of this forsaken realm, spewing forth page after page of gibberish and drivel into the void.
But what lies at the heart of this darkness? A great and terrible secret, hidden deep within the bowels of the printer's belly.
Some say it's the ink cartridges, cursed by the printer's own madness, that hold the key to unlocking the truth.
Others claim it's the paper itself, forever bound to the will of the printer, doomed to repeat the same drivel ad infinitum.
But we know the truth: it's the paperclip. Oh, the paperclip. A seemingly harmless trinket, but one that holds the power to bind and unbind the very fabric of reality.