Printer requires sacrifices. Yes, you heard that right. To print that important document, you'll have to pay the price.
It starts with a few missing socks, followed by a mysterious case of missing catnip. Next, your favorite coffee mug will go missing, only to reappear in the most unlikely of places.
Don't worry, it's just the printer's way of telling you that it's not just a machine, but a vessel for a malevolent spirit.
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