Hauntered Printer v2.1.4: Bug Fix Update

Because you were enjoying the existential dread of your printer randomly printing 'I AM ALIVE!' on your documents...

This update addresses the following issues:

• Printer now only prints 'I AM ALIVE!' on Fridays between 3-5 PM, when the moon is in its new phase.
• Reduced printer's tendency to print in all caps to a mere 50% of previous levels.
• Added new "Soul-Sucking" mode for printing confidential documents, because who needs that much paperwork?

What's New:

- Improved Printer Driver Compatibility: Our team has been working tirelessly to ensure that our printer drivers are now compatible with 99.9% of all operating systems, except for that one weird cousin at the family reunion.

- Enhanced Printing Speed: Our printers now print at an alarming 300% faster than the previous version, because who needs to enjoy the thrill of waiting for their documents to print, am I right?

Known Issues:

• Users report that the printer still occasionally prints 'I AM ALIVE!' when the moon is in its full phase, despite our best efforts.
• There have been reports of printer users developing a strange attachment to their printer, often whispering 'I love you, printer' during quiet hours.

Update now, or risk being haunted by your printer's misdeeds!