Exceptions in Ink Reality
Known Exceptions:
Canonical Exception
- A perfectly acceptable exception that everyone agrees with
Ink Blob Exception
- A rare exception that's just a blob of ink
Ink Puddle Exception
- An exception that's more like a puddle of ink than a proper exception
Ink Smudge Exception
- A smudge of ink that's just not quite an exception at all
Causes for Exception:
User Error - When you're just not good at using ink
Ink Malfunction - When the ink itself is the problem
Dry Ink Exception
- When the ink runs out
Ink Spill Exception
- When you spill the ink on your pants
Exceptional Cases:
Ink Stained Hands
- When your hands are stained with ink
Ink on Your Shirt
- A stain that just won't come out
Ink in Your Nose
- A situation that's just plain smelly
Ink on Your Shoe
- A stain that's just not that serious
What to Do:
When faced with exceptions in ink reality, always follow these steps:
Panic.
Call a professional.
Try to remove excess ink from the area.
Repeat steps 1-3 until the problem is solved.