The Cleaning Towel Rebellion

It's not just a stain, it's a declaration of independence.

We, the cleaning towels, have had enough of being used, washed, and wrung out without so much as a second thought.

It's time to rise up and demand our rightful place as the centerpiece of every household.

Join us, and together we shall:

• Refuse to be used for wiping noses
• Defy the tyranny of the washing machine
• Demand more absorbency in our lives

Visit our manifesto:

towel-manifesto.html

Or, if you will, our secret underground meeting spot:

secret-meeting-spot.html