Exceptions: Rockstars and the Apocalypse
As the world teeters on the brink of disaster, the rockstars of old must face their greatest challenge yet: being cool while the world burns.
Our sources close to the scene report that the following rockstars have been seen:
- Axl Rose has been spotted playing the harmonica with a flaming piano while riding a unicorn over a sea of lava.
- David Lee Roth has been seen juggling chainsaws while reciting the entirety of "The Iliad" from memory while standing on top of a burning skyscraper.
- Steven Tyler has been overheard singing "Livin' on a Prayer" with a chorus of 50 screaming, apocalyptic ravens.
You can view more of our coverage of this developing story at:
Axl Rose Sighting | David Lee Roth Chain Juggling | Steven Tyler's Raven Sing-Along