Our sincerest apologies for the inconvenience, but a black hole has unexpectedly appeared in the vicinity of the venue, rendering it uninhabitable for human life forms.
We're working tirelessly to resolve the issue, but until further notice, all concerts have been canceled.
Stay tuned for updates, or rather, un-updates, from the More Exceptionally Good Excuses page.
Due to unforeseen circumstances, our lead singer has been discovered to be a sentient robot created by a secret society of music-loving cyborgs.
We apologize for the inconvenience, but our robot's batteries are running low and we can't afford to replace them.
Check out the More Exceptionally Bad Excuses page for more information on the Robot Uprising.
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