It's Monday, and you're already feeling the weight of an existential crisis. Don't worry, it's normal. You're just experiencing the crushing despair that comes with the dawn of another meaningless cycle of productivity.
Here's the plan: grab a cup of coffee, and we mean a cup. Like, a cup. Not a mug. A cup. Don't bother with fancy coffee shop nonsense or any of that " artisanal" stuff. Just get the cheap stuff. We're not made of money.
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