Congratulations, you've made it to Monday. You're probably still half asleep, but that's okay. Here's a guide to help you survive the day without too much suffering.
Also known as the break room, or the fridge, or the nearest coffee shop. Whatever it is, find it and claim it as your own. It's where the real magic happens.
Substep 1: Bring a chair. You don't want to be stuck standing for too long, or you'll be the office cranky pants.
Substep 2: Bring some snacks. You're not a savage, prophets don't eat their young.
Continue to Step 7: The Caffeine Inoculation