Monday morning, and your brain is still trying to reboot from last night's existential dread. Well, welcome to Phase 3, where the Monday Blues will be your constant companions until the weekend.
You've made it past Phase 2, where you managed to not entirely forget what day it was. Now it's time to face the music, and by music, I mean the cacophony of alarm blares and your coworker's rendition of 'Who Let the Dogs Bark' at 7:30 AM.
But don't worry, we've got the perfect cure for your Monday-Blues: a healthy dose of Step 7: Coffee and some good old-fashioned Step 8: Pretending-to-Be-Energized.
So put on your best "I'm-alive-but-not-entirely-awake" face, and let's get through this Monday together.