Monday mornings are for suffering. But don't worry, it gets worse.
According to our expert research, Phase 3 of the Monday blues is characterized by:
Don't worry, it's all in your head. Just pretend you're a robot and repeat the phrase "I am a functioning adult" until it feels true.
Want to know more about the previous phase or the next?
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Disclaimer: This is not actual scientific research. Or advice.
Phase 4: The Despair is just around the corner.