You've made it to Phase 3, but it's getting real. The coffee machine is on the fritz, your cat is judging you, and the only thing that's still working is your crippling sense of dread.
It's time to call in the professionals.
Visit our therapist for a dose of existential dread in a non-judgmental environment.
Or, if you're feeling extra desperate, try our Panic Room for a safe space to freak out.
We're open 24/7/365. Well, except on Mondays. That's just a cruel joke.
Don't forget to bring your favorite brand of despair.