Phase 3: Monday Blues Therapy Session
Step 8: The Therapist
Our therapist, Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth, is a renowned expert in the field of Monday Blues therapy. With over 10 years of experience in helping people cope with the soul-crushing despair of waking up on a Monday morning, Dr. Bottomsworth is the go-to guy for all your Monday Blues needs.
Dr. Bottomsworth's approach is a unique blend of empathy, understanding, and forced optimism. He'll make you laugh, cry, and possibly even make you feel marginally better about the impending doom that is Monday morning.
- Side effects may include:
- Temporary feelings of hope
- Increased motivation to get out of bed
- Uncontrollable urges to sing "I Will Survive"
Don't believe the testimonials, but they do include:
- "Dr. Bottomsworth saved my life!" - John D.
- "I'm still depressed, but at least I feel less depressed." - Jane S.