Phase 5: The Unbearable Lightness of Being

Monday blues, huh? Well, you've come to the right place. This is Phase 5, where productivity meets existential dread.

You're not alone, though. You're in good company. Check out our Subpage 2: The Caffeine-fueled Desperation for more on coping with the crushing weight of responsibility.

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, head on over to Phase 3: The Never-ending Meeting, where the only thing more endless than the meetings themselves is the amount of coffee consumed during them.