You've finally reached Phase 6 of the dreaded Monday Blues Syndrome. This stage is characterized by an existential crisis and a strong urge to reorganize your desk drawers. It's a sign that your Monday is spiraling out of control.
Don't worry, it's normal. Just take a deep breath, reapply your favorite coffee shop face mask, and remember that it's only Monday.
Proceed to Phase 7, where you'll experience an intense longing for a social media detox.Or, if you're feeling particularly masochistic, you can try to relive the agony of Phase 5 by visiting Phase 5: The Coffee Shop of Despair.