The Great Monday Morning Exception

When the alarm clock screams "Rise and shine!" but you just want to scream.

It's a day that never really starts.

A List of Excuses for Why You Should Stay Under the Covers

• I'm allergic to mornings.
• I'm a night owl, not a morning person.
• I'm on a secret mission to break the space-time continuum and prevent Monday from ever happening.

Or, if all else fails, you can just blame it on the dog:

My dog ate my motivation

Hyperlinks to related pages:

• Thermos Revenge
• Exceptional Excuses