Welcome to the Monday Exemptions Department, where all the rules are meant to be broken, but on Monday, they're just really, really broken.
Monday is the day we make exceptions to all the exceptions, because even we can't handle the stress of following the rules.
Exceptions for Monday include:
- Not getting out of bed before noon
- Using Comic Sans for all font purposes
- Forgetting to eat breakfast, lunch, and dinner, but always having a stash of emergency cookies
- Not doing any actual work, just pretending to be busy on a spreadsheet
- Having an existential crisis about the meaning of life, but only on a Monday
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