Monday Exceptions

Where Normal Rules Don't Apply

Because it's Monday, and that's just not how we do things around here.

Exceptions to the rule are the new rules.

Exceptions to the law are the law.

Exceptions to the Coffee Machine

Because Monday mornings are for coffee, not for human interaction.

So we've made some exceptions to the coffee machine:

• The Caffeine Enigma: Where the Coffee Machine Eats Your Soul
• Exception 3: The Coffee Machine Eats Your Soul (But Not Your Liver)

Exceptions to the Human Interaction Policy

Because Mondays are for staring at screens, not for actual human contact.

So we've made some exceptions to the human interaction policy:

• The Human Exception: Where You Get to Stare at a Wall All Day
• Exception 4: The Human Exception, Where the Staring is Optional, But the Wall is Required

Exceptions to the Rules Exception

Because Mondays are for bending the rules.