Monday's Exemptions

The Ultimate Guide to Getting Away with Doing Nothing

On Mondays, even the most productive among us need a break.

Here's the secret to getting away with doing nothing:

1. Hit the snooze button on your alarm clock.
2. Claim you have a "Meeting" to attend to.
3. Order takeout for "research purposes."

And for the really exceptional among us, try:

1. Tell your boss you're allergic to work.
2. Say your cat is having a crisis.
3. Claim you're secretly a professional napper.

We're not responsible for your productivity or your couch potato skills.

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