Exemptions for Those Who Defy the Mundane

Are you an exceptional individual, capable of producing an impressive amount of nonsense in your daily life? Look no further! Our Monday exemptions program is here to help.

As a participant, you'll receive exclusive access to:

• Double the usual amount of coffee in your break room.
• Priority access to the company's foosball table during work hours.
• The ability to claim "creative differences" as a valid reason for missing deadlines.

Don't settle for the ordinary, demand the exceptional! Read the rules and apply now!

Disclaimer: This is not a real thing. Or is it?