Monday Exemptions of Absurdity, Part 2: The Sequel

Because one day of absurdist exemptions wasn't enough, we're back for more!

On this special edition of Monday Exemptions, we're granting exceptions to the most absurd, illogical, and just plain silly requests you've ever had.

From the absurdity of demanding a raise for showing up, to the illogic of expecting a unicorn to deliver your coffee, we're covering it all.

So, if you've ever had a request so absurd, it defied all logic and reason, then this is the place to be.

Check out our Absurdity Index for more on the subject.