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Welcome, human! On this drizzly Monday, we're feeling extra exceptional. Here's a list of exemptions we've managed to scrounge up for you:
For the love of all things good and holy, you don't have to get out of bed today. Trust us, it's a real thing.
Learn about Sunday RepentanceWe won't judge. You can eat that whole pizza. We won't tell.
Discover the Joy of Extra CheesinessJust don't forget to wear a tie. Or a shirt with sleeves. Or pants. Just, you know, try not to get fired.
Explore the World of Overly Comfy Fashion