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Monday Exemptions: Where the World's Most Unremarkable Exceptions Reside

Welcome, human! On this drizzly Monday, we're feeling extra exceptional. Here's a list of exemptions we've managed to scrounge up for you:

Exemption 1: The Right to Stay in Bed

For the love of all things good and holy, you don't have to get out of bed today. Trust us, it's a real thing.

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Exemption 2: The Freedom to Eat an Entire Pizza by Oneself

We won't judge. You can eat that whole pizza. We won't tell.

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Exemption 3: The Ability to Wear Pajamas to Work

Just don't forget to wear a tie. Or a shirt with sleeves. Or pants. Just, you know, try not to get fired.

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